The rest of the world tells Chuck Norris jokes.

Shihan Sam once had a boomerang. It was too scared to come back.

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Shihan Sam is called Logic.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Shihan Sam stories.

Shihan Sam has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

Shihan Sam is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Shihan Sam.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Shihan Sam.

No comments: